Ever feel like your entire agency is sprinting toward efficiency… right off a cliff?
Introducing the ultimate blank, lined notebook for federal employees who’ve sat through one too many “modernization initiatives,” been looped into a dozen cross-functional tiger teams, or survived a “streamlining” that somehow created more meetings.
Details:
📏 6″ x 9″ portable size — great for commuting between your couch and the office
📄 120 blank lined pages to record all your work-related “efficiencies” and existential dread
🎁 Great gift for sarcastic federal employees, contractors, and office friends with a sense of humor
Are We Being Efficient Yet? is a hilariously relatable notebook for the folks holding the government together with duct tape, Outlook calendars, and sheer willpower.
Perfect for:
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Tracking how many times your agency rebrands the same initiative
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Taking “action notes” during meetings that go nowhere
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Logging which coworkers have quietly vanished post-RTO mandate
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Channeling your rage into harmless doodles and to-do lists
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